Sunday, November 25, 2012

10 Ways to Determine If She's Bougie

Bougie isn't anything bad, we have just given it a negative connotation, bougie is good. I love bougie women (with a small sprinkle of ratchetness). Bougie derives from the term bourgeoise, Karl Marx coined the term in the Communist Manifesto, but this isn't an history nor a economic lesson, but I want to share 10 ways to identify if she's truly bougie.

1. Take her to a steak restaurant. Pay attention to what she orders and how she gets it cooked. For example if she orders a filet mignon it should be cooked medium rare, anything more will take away its tenderness. Bougie women know this.

2. She's bougie if she has different scents for particular moods or for different events. She has her happy scents, casual work scents, outdoor activity scents, I don't want to be bothered scents, and event scents.

3. She's bougie if she never refers to herself as going to events, but as her making appearances.

4. A true bougie woman has mastered the art of wearing 3-4 different colors at the same time when it comes to her outfits. A bougie woman is immaculate when it's comes to picking out colors that flourish together.

5. A true bougie woman never wears heels less than 4 inches high.

6. A bougie woman knows that fish dishes and cheeses need to be paired with a white wine. If paired with a red wine it can give off a metallic type taste due to tannins that they normally contain. A general rule she follows is white wine with white meat, and red wine with red meat.

7. A true bougie woman only buys bottles in the club when it's a celebration, never for a show.

8. A bougie woman appreciates a tailored suit. She can tell when a suits been tailored to fit the person wearing it and a suit that hasn't.

9. She knows that at restaurants when they give you napkins that they aren't suppose to be tucked in your shirt, but laid on your lap.

10. Bougie women don't introduce themselves to people by the things they've done or how much something cost because a true bougie woman needs no introduction.

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