Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Sophisticated Ignorant Pleasantries

1. Never drop a woman off on the side of the street after a date. It'll make her feel like a cheap slut. #Pleasantries

2. Don't take her anywhere she isn't accustomed to or can't afford to offer to go half at (never make her pay, unless yall been together awhile). #Pleasantries

3. If your going to a new restaurant make sure you see the price ranges before going. You don't want to be drinking bottom shelf liquor, and eating house salad and Soup Du Jour #Pleasantries

4. On a first date please don't pay with a gift card and if she's sees no problem then she may not be the one for you. Take them on dates because you want to, not just because it's convenient. #Pleasantries

5. If she can't appreciate a grown man cologne then save yourself the time. Unless you wear axe and she wears love spell then a India Arie and Anthony Hamilton love affair between you two may last forever. #Pleasantries

6. Check her iPod. If she doesn't have a balance of different musical genres take note. If you see too much Boosie, Gucci, etc and not enough 112, Kanye, John Mayer or Ryan Leslie then you may have a Keyshia Cole on your hands. #Pleasantries

7. If she wears weave make sure she isn't shedding in your bed after late nights & fun times. This is a good way to indicate the good shit, from that other shit. #Pleasantries

8. Scratch her back gently with your chin hair. They like that for some reason. #Pleasantries.

9. During those jump off moments after ejaculation don't immediately just get dressed and leave, converse for two-three minutes. Make her feel special. #Pleasantries

10. If she's between the age of 20-40 and her heels are less than 4 inches then dead the situation. It's nothing like a woman with high heels and high standards 👌 #Pleasantries

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