1. If you go out of town and visit a restaurant that isn't in the city you reside in please stop taking pictures of the receipts. Act like you've been somewhere.
2. Just because you've been to Miami, Dallas, and Long Beach on a buddy pass doesn't get you the right to act bougie like you're some global travel connoisseur. Stop bragging
3. Just because you decide to go natural doesn't give you the excuse to come out in public looking like The Weeknd. Keep that ish up!!
4. Chill with the "thirst" FB/TWITTER screenshots. If someone that is unattractive to you hits you up just simply un-follow or delete them on FB.
5. Stop complaining about the city you live in if you've never been out of your time zone.
6. Don't get so caught up in how good you think you may look by the company you choose to compare yourself with, when at the end of the day you're just a black jelly bean or the fat part of the meat everyone picks around.
7. Y'all have to chill uploading pictures of ultra sounds saying, "look at his face, he looks just like his daddy Garrison"
8. Chill talking down on people who work regular who have no plans of going to college or getting a trade. Remember college doesn't = 100,000 salary. They might end up doing better than you.
9. Stop wearing those Walmart cream colored bras as a main piece of your club attire. Matter fact don't do it no matter the brand. You look like a low budget BET uncut video extra anyway.
10. Not all woman with mini fro's, a titty tat, and that drinks seagrams are dangerous. Many are generally loving people who won't stab people or bust out windows. *note to self*
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