Sunday, September 30, 2012
Feed, Clothe, and Clean the Streets
"Mr President it's drugs in our residents tell me what you want me to do come break bread with us, Mr Governor I swear its a cover up every other corner it's a liquor store."
Election season is quickly approaching. The only viable candidates are President Obama and Mitt Romney. Hopefully everyone who plans on voting is familiar with each persons views on "key issues," that they deem important to the "voting population." But what about issues that directly affect the streets, when are we going to get a candidate that shows concern for problems that have manifested itself in communities and have led to chaos and stress?
One of those issues is the increase on food. It was a time when you could walk in a fill-a station (gas station) and little Debbie's were .25 - .50 cents. The economy is all bad, these little boys and girls need tasty treats at affordable cost. My future children should be able to stunt with a dollar, no change needed. Where are the times where one dollar could get you a can of sunkist and a candy bar? The Democratic & Republican party are arguing over abortion, same sex marriage, and welfare programs, but who's really trying to answer the streets needs of fast food value meals under 5 dollars? We need help!!
Who's really here for gym shoe reform? Why are we doing raffles and having to get up at 4am for general releases? Mr. President can you help clothe the streets we are struggling out here. Kids aren't getting the recommended 8-10 hours of sleep due to the fact we out here trying to cop Jay's, foams and LeBron's. Also what are your plans
on subsidizing the market? Quite frankly I'm tired of paying more than 125, for 1's. Jay's were usually never more than 150$, depending on the the #. I'm not for this 160-180$ dollar prices. The streets have bills, and we have mouths to feed. You rape me at the register and it ends up taking from my kids and you end up costing me late fees on bills.
Each candidate argues back and forth about who truly cares about the middle and lower class, what about this new class of "new niggas." They come in many different forms. You got the ones who live off woman, those who only live for tagged photos at your weekend clubs that only hold 250 people, and then you got those new niggas with halter tops, colorful skinny jeans, dyed hair, and oversized nerd glasses. The streets really need these 70 hippie women look-a-like guys out of here the are having to much influence out here. Too many fellas is trying to out dress woman in the 2012. We are spending entirely to much time focusing on deporting illegal immigrants, instead of the flat top, arguing with women on the Internet, and Danny Brown looking new niggas. Obama, Romney...Please clean the damn streets.
The streets don't ask for much. All we want is concern directed towards our situation. Someone come address our needs. The streets can't wait until 2024 when I'm eligible to run as the streets first president, we need help now. So please feed, clothe, and clean the streets.
Saturday, September 29, 2012
I Bought It For You
"We cop new cars but we still ride tints, I just copped that Charger but I want that Bent, Is it funny to you, No it's funny to me
It's all for another motherfucker to see...So when you see me in it nigga know I bought it for you"
What is the value of a Gucci belt, Louboutin shoes, diesel jeans, and an LV shirt? Not the tag price, but what value does it give you directly wearing it?
Is it the media influence that forces you to stack up a couple months of checks just so you can't stunt for one night at your local club, and be photographed in a few Instagram post to create the illusion that your balling out of the gym, or is it something else. What valid reason do you have to show more responsibility to a socialite image than fiscal responsibility. If you can afford to maintain that lifestyle it's one thing, but if you're not even middle class (do we still have a middle class?) what does French, European, and Italian clothing really mean?
People will go out of their way to buy things they may not like or cant afford to impress people who normally wouldn't pay them any mind even if it was on sale. Living outside your means and a fictitious lifestyle is unattractive and childish.
When you look back at your life when you're 40, you have 4 kids, a 20 yr old model Benz, and still at that 12.25 telemarketing job what questions do you ask yourself? You spent 5-10 investing into an image and instead of your future and you have to look at your present and stomach that fact that's in a standstill. The only thing you have to look forward to is bonus incentives and that 1.5% yearly raise.
Don't be that old person that preys on the youth so you can brag about what you used to do, what you used to wear, and the people that you used to screw.
It's all for another motherfucker to see...So when you see me in it nigga know I bought it for you"
What is the value of a Gucci belt, Louboutin shoes, diesel jeans, and an LV shirt? Not the tag price, but what value does it give you directly wearing it?
Is it the media influence that forces you to stack up a couple months of checks just so you can't stunt for one night at your local club, and be photographed in a few Instagram post to create the illusion that your balling out of the gym, or is it something else. What valid reason do you have to show more responsibility to a socialite image than fiscal responsibility. If you can afford to maintain that lifestyle it's one thing, but if you're not even middle class (do we still have a middle class?) what does French, European, and Italian clothing really mean?
People will go out of their way to buy things they may not like or cant afford to impress people who normally wouldn't pay them any mind even if it was on sale. Living outside your means and a fictitious lifestyle is unattractive and childish.
When you look back at your life when you're 40, you have 4 kids, a 20 yr old model Benz, and still at that 12.25 telemarketing job what questions do you ask yourself? You spent 5-10 investing into an image and instead of your future and you have to look at your present and stomach that fact that's in a standstill. The only thing you have to look forward to is bonus incentives and that 1.5% yearly raise.
Don't be that old person that preys on the youth so you can brag about what you used to do, what you used to wear, and the people that you used to screw.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Sophisticated Ignorant Pleasantries
1. Never drop a woman off on the side of the street after a date. It'll make her feel like a cheap slut. #Pleasantries
2. Don't take her anywhere she isn't accustomed to or can't afford to offer to go half at (never make her pay, unless yall been together awhile). #Pleasantries
3. If your going to a new restaurant make sure you see the price ranges before going. You don't want to be drinking bottom shelf liquor, and eating house salad and Soup Du Jour #Pleasantries
4. On a first date please don't pay with a gift card and if she's sees no problem then she may not be the one for you. Take them on dates because you want to, not just because it's convenient. #Pleasantries
5. If she can't appreciate a grown man cologne then save yourself the time. Unless you wear axe and she wears love spell then a India Arie and Anthony Hamilton love affair between you two may last forever. #Pleasantries
6. Check her iPod. If she doesn't have a balance of different musical genres take note. If you see too much Boosie, Gucci, etc and not enough 112, Kanye, John Mayer or Ryan Leslie then you may have a Keyshia Cole on your hands. #Pleasantries
7. If she wears weave make sure she isn't shedding in your bed after late nights & fun times. This is a good way to indicate the good shit, from that other shit. #Pleasantries
8. Scratch her back gently with your chin hair. They like that for some reason. #Pleasantries.
9. During those jump off moments after ejaculation don't immediately just get dressed and leave, converse for two-three minutes. Make her feel special. #Pleasantries
10. If she's between the age of 20-40 and her heels are less than 4 inches then dead the situation. It's nothing like a woman with high heels and high standards 👌 #Pleasantries
2. Don't take her anywhere she isn't accustomed to or can't afford to offer to go half at (never make her pay, unless yall been together awhile). #Pleasantries
3. If your going to a new restaurant make sure you see the price ranges before going. You don't want to be drinking bottom shelf liquor, and eating house salad and Soup Du Jour #Pleasantries
4. On a first date please don't pay with a gift card and if she's sees no problem then she may not be the one for you. Take them on dates because you want to, not just because it's convenient. #Pleasantries
5. If she can't appreciate a grown man cologne then save yourself the time. Unless you wear axe and she wears love spell then a India Arie and Anthony Hamilton love affair between you two may last forever. #Pleasantries
6. Check her iPod. If she doesn't have a balance of different musical genres take note. If you see too much Boosie, Gucci, etc and not enough 112, Kanye, John Mayer or Ryan Leslie then you may have a Keyshia Cole on your hands. #Pleasantries
7. If she wears weave make sure she isn't shedding in your bed after late nights & fun times. This is a good way to indicate the good shit, from that other shit. #Pleasantries
8. Scratch her back gently with your chin hair. They like that for some reason. #Pleasantries.
9. During those jump off moments after ejaculation don't immediately just get dressed and leave, converse for two-three minutes. Make her feel special. #Pleasantries
10. If she's between the age of 20-40 and her heels are less than 4 inches then dead the situation. It's nothing like a woman with high heels and high standards 👌 #Pleasantries
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