Saturday, July 28, 2012

10 Ran-Dumb things I Do

1. At least 2-3 nights a week I drive around aimlessly blasting Rick Ross "Rich Off Cocaine"

2. I don't smoke, but every now and then I'll burn a joint, not a blunt but a joint and relax to Jay-Z "Party Life" on repeat and drink ciroc berry with simply raspberry lemonade and cranberry juice.

3. When I have gas, but need a car wash I will get .50 cents or lower worth of gas so that I can get two dollars off. You call it ghetto, I call it extra money in my savings.

4. I will refuse to buy a woman a meal, unless I'm really interested in them, but I have no problem throwing money at random strippers.

5. I have a fetish for women in Brazilian weave.

6. I lust for curly haired women, wearing black dresses, sporting thick black framed glasses.

7. I try not to pre-judged, but every time I see a woman with a titty tat I assume she's the type to take her shoes off in a club.

8. I'm addicted to life stories of prominent drug kingpins and gang members.

9. While drunk I tend to have intellectual discussions on problems and progression within the black community with people im with.

10. I dont really clubs in Omaha, or Gary, In in those places I'd rather get a couple drinks, dap some hands, and get some hugs and go home to a red box with somebody.

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