1. Wait till all the light bulbs burn out individually before changing them.
2. During offering at church we put one dollar in an envelope to make it seem like we gave a bigger contribution.
3. Never riding on a full tank of gas, only filling up to a 20 dollar maximum.
4. While on the job at work making numerous to trips to the bathroom and standing in the stall to take unofficial breaks.
5. When becoming aware of when a girl is going to get drunk we text then prior to ensure that we are a candidate for a drunk txt/call later.
6. Hit up grocery stores and personally sample green grapes.
7. Will not pay .25 extra for a ranch or BBQ packet at a fast food place.
8. We search a whole room looking for a remote, but we refused to walk over and change the channel on the box.
9. Will speak on other jobs that are "lined up" once we get fired.
10. No matter how much money we have in our pocket we still pay rent on the 5th.
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