1. Don't take a picture of you looking sad and accompany it with a caption like "I have to smile to keep from crying"
2. Don't take a picture basically promoting yourself as a sexual commodity then complain when horny can't get no vagina males are hitting your inbox looking to indulge in your juices due to their "thirst"
3. Fellas, if you decide to be disrespectful to women at least keep it consistent. She can't be a b***h Monday, but asked to be a woman Tuesday.
4. If you are doing things were a morning after pill was needed, please do not fill my timeline with Bible quotes right after.
5. Ladies stop taking model pose flicks in your bathroom mirror with your 2.0 megapixel camera. You look dumb as hell.
6. You have every right to tweet or post a status every 5 minutes, but I shouldn't know how your whole day went. I don't need to know you had captain crunch for breakfast, the bus driver made you late for work, your ex is blowing up your phone for the nookie, the fat b***h next to you bumped you, your boss talked about your attire, some fat h*e from high school mugged you in traffic, you had BK for dinner, and you went to sleep reading a zane book.
7. If you are sharing the same problem everyday and you still are depressed evidently the internet isn't the therapy you need. Please look into professional help.
8. Fellas stop trying to PIMP VIA the internet, you look like those perverts on "how to catch a predator"
9. If you have enough time to "beef" on the internet please get a job and if you have one get another one because you have to much time on your hand.
10. Just because someone's FB chat is open that does not give you an open invitation to hit them up daily about a whole bunch of nothing.
11. Liking every status or photo someone puts up doesn't make them notice you, it might make them scared of you.
12. Stop using the same "thinkexist.com" quotes on FB/twitter its getting old.
13. Stop making recycled status updates. I know no idea is original, but yall remix stats are just plain dull.
14. I'm not the best when it comes to spelling, but stop posting shit like this "dhis, dhat, phuuck," etc.
15. Before you post a pic clean all bathrooms, bedrooms, and kitchens you nasty, filthy people.
16. Stop posting common sense relationship advice. Ex. "If he didn't raise her kids, then he won't raise yours once he leaves" or my favorite "if you keep allowing him to cheat he's going to keep doing it, its like if you do a crime and you don't get arrested you will keep repeating that crime. DUH.
17. Fellas stop crying over these women daily. In these words of James Boyd "Go do some push-ups"
18. "Live your internet life by half of the advice that you give other people" Nova Giovanni
19. Leave your baby mother and baby father issues between you and you and your baby father/mother
20. At the end of the day remember that when it comes to social network sites for people who don't get paid off this shit....IT'S ONLY ENTERTAINMENT.
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